Silly jokes

• What's the easiest way to put a giraffe in a fridge?
  By opening the door and putting it in.
  
• Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
  - What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
  - Hundred dollars, as usual.

• A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.

  Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"

• Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
  - Because the grass tickles their balls!
  
• A man at the doctors:
  -Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won't go away!
  -Did you try using a lemon?
  -Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!
  
• In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
  When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".