Funny Matrimonial Ads
FISHERMAN: Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.
SALESMAN: Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!
ECONOMIST: I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden
upon the national interest.
MATHEMATICIAN: Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family
unit.
IT CONSULTANT : Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency.
Compatibility could be an issue.
BUSINESS MAN: Wife wanted for company.
POLITICIAN: I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our
lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social
responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society................. (etc
etc and never getting to the point)
CAR DEALER: Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.
FARMER: Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breeding.
LAWYER:I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this.
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