Marriage Jokes

• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
  It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends...You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

• Man: Is there any way for long life?
  Doc: Get married.
  Man: Will it help?
  Doc: No, but the thought of long life will never come

• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
  Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
  It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered !!

• Man receives telegram: Your Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
  Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

• Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
  Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!!!