Short Jokes 02

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's
one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut
it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut
the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg
and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar
said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it
becomes deaf.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.

Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin.
There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager
asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board " WASH
BASIN "

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and
how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!