Short Jokes 02

1. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I`ve seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
2. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
   Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
3. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
4. Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
   Driver: Which part?
   Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
5. A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay about cricket match. All were busy writing except one boy sardar.
   He wrote "Due to rain, no match"
6. Question: Do you know where most sardars are found.
   Answer: In jokes
7. Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
   Man says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
   Sardar goes to china to find meaning of his
   friend's last words.
   It is : 'YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE !!"