Short Jokes 01(very much hilarious!!)

1. Doctor Santa fall in loves with a nurse. He write a letter to the nurse. "I love you sister".
2. Sardaji was fill up application form for a job he was not sure as what has to be filled in column "Salary Expected" …………. After much thought he wrote "YES".
3. Sardar & his wife buy coffe in a shop. Sardar say …..Drink quickly wife ask why? He says hot coffee 5rs cold coffee 10rs.
4. A sardar & his wife filled a divorce case how'll you divide? You have 3 children? Sardar said ok! We'll apply next year!!!!!!!!!!!
5. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a Woman gives birth to a kid.
   A Sardar stands up- "we must find & stop her!"
6. santa:why are you crying
   banta:they cut my finger for my blood test
   santa:i have come for my urine test.
   banta:?????????
7. Teacher asked Banta Singh to make one sentence in which a word is repeated 4 times.
   Banta Singh- If lara dutta marries brian lara she becomes lara lara.. Bolo tararara
8. Teacher to a Sardar: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
   Sardar: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love your daughter
9. Sardar has twins: He named Joy, Enjoy
   again had twins & named Peter, Repeater
   again twins and named Max, Climax
   again a same. Disgusted sardar name them Tired & Retired.
10. What will you do if a sardarji throws a grenade at you? ans. Just pull the pin and throw it back at him!